I stood in the kitchen after she left, staring at the crusts on the plate like they were about to say something profound. Three bits of toast. Hers had butter and honey. Mine were burnt. Again. The silence after a weekend like that hits different. It wasn’t the flat kind of silence—because I don’t live …
I should’ve said no. Or at least asked where, exactly, this cousin lived. But Carmen just handed me the bag like we were mid-conversation, like it was all already agreed. “Take it up to my cousin’s house—just past the fig tree. She’ll be there.” She didn’t even look up from her phone. There were courgettes …
I was added to a WhatsApp group called “Verdura Sábado” and honestly, I thought it was porn at first. Green icon, carrot emoji, 63 members. No hello, no intro. Just a message that said:“8:30am. Bring change. No plastic.” So of course I ignored it. Until I saw Carmen’s name. Buried in there between someone called …
I thought I came to Spain for the adventure—flamenco, bullfights, tapas on every corner. Sun-soaked chaos. Instead, I landed in Pampaneira. A mountain village where Sundays feel like some kind of spiritual ambush. It’s not the village’s fault. This “slow life” isn’t a slogan here. It’s religion. And I was the unbeliever, pacing around my …
I was standing in the middle of the living room, hammer in hand, covered in paint like some kind of tragic Picasso, staring at a wall that didn’t give a flying f**k about me. And I thought—this is it. The moment I embrace my new life in Spain. The moment I knock down a wall …
You’d think there’d be some sort of warning.A text, a name, a passing mention at breakfast like, “Hey, by the way, we’re going to a funeral today.” Nope. Carmen just handed me a black shirt and said, “Don’t wear the sandals.”That was the full prep. I assumed it was a church thing. A mass, maybe. …
The message came via Paco. Which means it wasn’t so much an invitation as a grunt, followed by “mañana” and a vague arm wave toward the hills. Carmen translated. “You’re going to a men’s lunch.” I blinked. “What does that mean?” She shrugged. “Meat. Wine. Shouting. Possibly cards. Possibly guns.” She was joking. I think. …
It started, as most of my questionable decisions do, with Carmen saying something like, “It’ll be good for you.” She meant the olive harvest. Her uncle Paco needed an extra pair of hands. I needed, apparently, to “feel the land.” She said that too. With this sweeping gesture across the valley like she was some …
Rosa ambushed me with it. “You need company, Robert. Not just hikes and cooking disasters.” I tried dodging, but she wasn’t having it. Next thing, I’m sitting in a café in Órgiva, waiting for a blind date. Rosa’s doing. I checked my watch, tugged at my sleeve. This was either going to be a laugh …
I didn’t come to La Alpujarra for the food. Honestly, I was eating like a feral intern in London—microwaved couscous, the odd curry, toast if I remembered I had bread. Food was fuel. Warm stuff to go between spreadsheets and sleep. And yet somehow, that’s not how it works here.Not even close. It started at …
I don’t know how I got here. Not in the lost sense—my house is ten minutes away—but in the bigger, weirder, “what exactly happened to my life?” kind of way. One second you’re living in a flat in Hackney where the neighbours complain about the noise of your kettle, the next you’re in a village …
I only went for bread. That’s how these things start, isn’t it? You tell yourself “just bread” and then an hour later you’re holding a woven basket full of things you don’t remember paying for and talking to a woman who may or may not have just given you a goat cheese marriage proposal. Órgiva …
You can live somewhere your whole life and never feel the ground under you. I don’t mean that in a poetic way—I mean really feel it. Like your weight, your noise, your breath pressing into the dirt. I didn’t get that until I started walking the trails above Pampaneira. Not strolling. Walking. With purpose, or …
Fixing up this old place in Pampaneira wasn’t some romantic idea—I didn’t arrive with a toolbelt and a vision board. I just walked in, saw the cracked beams and sagging doors, and weirdly thought: yep, this is it. It didn’t make sense then, and it still doesn’t, not really. The floors were all over the …
Pampaneira feels like a place time forgot—but in the best possible way. First time I stepped off the bus, I knew. Something clicked. Not just because it’s beautiful—though, God, it is. But because of the quiet. Not the eerie kind. The full kind. A kind of calm that breathes around you. The streets wind like …
I didn’t mean to move here. Not a destiny‑story, just… didn’t think it through. Saw a photo of the Sierra de Almijara in late winter, needed out of London, and—well, I booked a flight before I could overthink it. It was odd at first. Too quiet. Proper quiet. Not the peaceful kind but the “hear-your-own-breathing” kind. …